a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.
Me: *puts on fall lip color*
“What? It’s just dark lipstick!!”
Me: *wearing skeleton pajamas*
“It doesn’t mean anything!”
Me: *playing ‘this is Halloween’ in background*
“It’s not like I’m already celebrating autumn?!”
Me: *carving pumpkin*
“It’s only July ffs!!!!”